Surfing on the clock

So, I have a job! Sorta. I'm not on the payroll and I'm not getting any benefits. However, I am getting cash every week, and a place to park my ass from 9 to 5 on weekdays. Plus, when the boss is closeted in his office I can use the wicked fast office connection for recreational purposes (i.e. eBay and LiveJournal).

Speaking of LiveJournal, I’ve been tapped as this month’s Man from U.N.C.L.E. reccer at crack_van, which is hilarious since I’ve yet to watch an entire episode of the show. Mind you, this will not stop me from performing my pimping duties.